[Eon]
One day I launched a rocket up into the moon
And landed on a crater in a blue lagoon
Three girls in the nude, in the pool they had room
Screamin, "Starbuck we wanna have a orgy with you!"
But never in my life had I seen green bitches
And when I want they would grant me three wishes
One was a pound of the blue moon hydro
Twistin it up, watch my divine mind blow
Two was a pair, of gravity boots
With a space helmet, and a Nike moon suit
They took me from the pool up to the bedroom
Where wish number three, my dick they consumed
They hittin me off orally so lovely
Now those dainty ladies they took it easily
Time flew by, no weed, time to leave
It's time to get back to Earth at breakneck speed
I told the moon bitches that I'd see 'em again
And thank you very much for the weed and the head
They were three moon girls, I fucked every one
That story is over - "but my rhyme ain't done!"
[Cage]
This is how I get where the fuck I get
I went to Harlem so I could get some wet
I bought the dutch out of the bodega
Left a cloud of black smoke in the air
Took a '99 Beetle - on a magical mystery tour
Your, narrator's pedal hits the floor
Saw a hardcore, punk rave bitch yellin, "Fuck the law!"
Guzzlin alcohol, leather jacket and a bra
Boots militant, her nose caked up with (?)
Kicked her in the face, yellin Kent
Dipped cigarette, Masai Bai is on cassette
I'm chewin on her nipples like nicorette
Crashed into a Corvette, doin eighty
Face hit the back she went through the glass of the Mercedes
(Oh shit!) Crushed all her bones - and I heard every one
That crime is over - "but my rhyme ain't done!"
[Eon]
Captain Crunch was a slanger of narcotic cereals
And Toucan Sam was his right hand "MAN"
Now Sam was a skimmer, a mini-wheat slinger
Killed Count Chocula with the snap of his finger
Tony the Tiger was This is where your sanity gives in
and love begins
never lose your grip
don't trip
don't fall
you'll lose it all
the sweetest way to die
It lies inside
you can not hide
it's the meanest fire
oh, it's a strange desire
you can not lie
that's a needless fight
This is where your sanity gives in
and love begins
never lose your grip
don't trip
don't fall
you'll lose it all
the sweetest way to die
When your blood runs dry
you're paralyzed
it will eat your mind
did you hold it back
it comes to you in slow attacks
it's the meanest fire
This is where your sanity gives in
and love begins
never lose your grip
don't trip
don't fall
you'll lose it all
This is where your sanity gives in
and love begins
never lose your grip
don't trip
don't fall
you'll lose it all
This is where your sanity gives in
and love begins
never lose your grip
don't trip
don't fall
you'll lose it all
The sweetest way to die